1. biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

    sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

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  2. articulatespookster:

    darknessandravenclaw:

    dont get me wrong i totally fucking love how much tumblr is trying to bring awareness to bisexuality pansexuality and asexuality. but you know what else they need to bring to attention?

    • polysexuality
    • aromanticism
    • people whose sexualities and romantic orienations dont line up

    Hell yes, me

    (via honey-im-faboolous)

     
  3. iamcamdon:

    speckster:

    reptilereasons:

    this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings

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    GROSS SOBBING

    Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer. 

    It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.

    Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson.  You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.
     Lisa: Oh, Dad --
    Homer: No, no, let me finish.  I just want you to know I've always been proud of you.  You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself.  You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you--
     Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.
    Homer: See?  You're still helping me.


    (Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via thewensdaysociety)

     
  4. gothicpeaches:

    Sewer drain confirmed for Super Smash Bros.

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  5. captain-rel:

    splendidbuttsex:

    just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

    I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
    Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
    boink
    totally ok

    (Source: bonjour700, via tyleroakley)

     
  6. queen-mzbigabootie:

    haneefistheonlyone:

    kwamejaw:

    Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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    (Source: neonarizona, via milesjai)

     
  7. nowyoukno:

    Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

     
  8. meowsaythecat:

    Feelin cute with my yellow sweater and Vincent van Gogh socks…

    (via soggyybagels)

     

  9. porrimscondomstash:

    When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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    (Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via frak0ff)

     
  10. sixpenceee:

    Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.

    After the war, his efforts remained unknown. But in 1988, Winton’s wife Grete found the scrapbook from 1939 with the complete list of children’s names and photos. Sir Nicholas Winton is sitting in an audience of Jewish Czechoslovakian people who he saved 50 years before.

    WATCH FULL VIDEO HERE

    (via frak0ff)